Puerto Vallarta Naked Travel Guide, Signed by Alexa! ✷ Shipping Feb 1st, 2025

This comprehensive travel planner takes you on a tour around Banderas Bay to these must-see towns and villages (and skips the places that are a waste of time)

Puerto Vallarta │Sayulita │San Pancho │ Mismaloya │ Nuevo Vallarta │ Bucerías │ La Cruz │More Secret Beaches and Hidden Hotels

▸Day to Day Itineraries
▸Safety tips and advice
▸Survival Spanish Language Phrases
▸What to Pack for Mexico
▸How to get to your hotel when you Land without paying 3x the local price!
▸Personal Access to me...ask me anything, girl.

What This Travel Guide is…

▸A Vacation Planner that shows you the best beaches, resorts, markets, and social hotspots
▸A Money Saver that gets you a balanced vacation without spending your life savings.
▸A Mexico Bucket List that tells you which spots to skip and which are totally worth your time.
▸Your Golden Ticket to Mexico: Actual local secrets, advice, and off-the-beaten-path adventures from a local Mexican girl

✘ A 5-hour read with historical dates and political jargon

✘ A bunch of shit that doesn't apply to you planning the best trip ever

✘ A book written by some man who doesn’t even live here…

⚠️ No heavy encyclopedia here!

▸Are there drugs in my drink?
Is that dark alley filled with serial killers?
▸Am I going to be kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder?

And...

▸Is it really worth $50 to take a day trip to a volcano?
▸Can I see the beach, jungle AND city in 3 weeks?
▸Can I stay in a gorgeous beachfront bungalow for $30?
▸Go into your vacation knowing you’re being given the BEST, the SAFEST, and the TOTALLY WORTH-IT spots.

Let your hair down and tell your mom not to worry. I’ve got you.

Your bags may not be packed, but your vacation officially starts now.